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This is the least cool thing in the article, AND IT’S BASICALLY AN ALIEN SPACESHIP
8 Real NASA Projects Straight Out of Science Fiction

#8. Morpheus Can Land Like a UFO
Project Morpheus is an unmanned prototype lander capable of vertically landing in darkness on rugged terrain, thanks to its Autonomous Landing and Hazard Avoidance Technology, which is presumably named after the prolific Dr. Alhat. Composed of giant steel balls and an underside from which flames are farted, Project Morpheus is expected to trailblaze future lunar, planetary, and asteroid missions, assuming we ever figure out how to fund said missions in the first place.

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This is the least cool thing in the article, AND IT’S BASICALLY AN ALIEN SPACESHIP

8 Real NASA Projects Straight Out of Science Fiction

#8. Morpheus Can Land Like a UFO

Project Morpheus is an unmanned prototype lander capable of vertically landing in darkness on rugged terrain, thanks to its Autonomous Landing and Hazard Avoidance Technology, which is presumably named after the prolific Dr. Alhat. Composed of giant steel balls and an underside from which flames are farted, Project Morpheus is expected to trailblaze future lunar, planetary, and asteroid missions, assuming we ever figure out how to fund said missions in the first place.

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